whalley done did it

scholarlypidgeot:

randoms-jingle-jamboree:

cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

starwarsfreak19:

cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

being attracted to men is a gift actually

If you tell people their attraction to men is a “curse” or “unfortunate” or “bad” etc think about this instead:

men are pretty

No they’re not. Women and nonbinary people are pretty. Men, most of the time arent. (I’m sorry men)

K

you know wat I change my mind go fuck yourself

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you personally not finding men attractive doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole to queer men and call our attraction wrong and insult our bodies. fuck off idiot

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And I wish all men a very you’re pretty

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melissa-s23:

nardacci-does-art:

twocubes:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

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retroactivebakeries:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

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#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

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monmouth-manufacturing:

joematar:

meridianowl:

cadenceofhyrule:

guerrillatech:

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ive been buying more stuff on bandcamp because it supports indie artists way more than spotify

reminder to buy on bandcamp fridays!

these specific friday events (that do not happen every friday, it varies)?

artists get 100% of what you pay for their work.
On bandcamp friday all proceeds go to the artist.

bandcamp fridays are usually the first friday of every month though right now there isn’t one until August 6th, 2021. though this Friday 6/18 they’re giving all the money they usually take to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund

also I’d be remiss to not rudely stick my bandcamp on here under this info

and even if you don’t buy stuff on bandcamp fridays, bandcamp still pays artists 80-85%, whereas spotify only pays artists less than half a cent per stream.

so if you like listening to someone’s music on spotify, also support them on bandcamp if you’re able to!

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zoobus:

I don’t think it’s indicative of anything meaningful, but it is sort of fascinating how frequently we assume certain experiences are culture/demographic-specific when there’s no reason it would be, you just naturally assumed your ethnicity was the only one saving grocery bags, that women don’t know what it’s like to imagine single handedly stopping an imaginary robbery while waiting in line, that northerners don’t know about dipping fries in a Wendy’s milkshake. Even when shown evidence to the contrary, you’ll see people dig their heels in further for what are mostly benign, simple, or non-issues, insisting no you’re wrong, my group must have taught you that, or no no we do a special way, nothing like your kind, it’s totally different, as if this is a stronghold and you lose ground if you accept that this is probably just a thing people do.

It’s rarely a big deal but I always find it funny how much people will resist the idea that we’re all more alike then we are different

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minkidoodles:

minkidoodles:

I love not know who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go “I don’t know who the FUCK this is” and move on. I love that

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s8riel:

rashemibabe:

memeclassheroes:

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Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

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murkmen:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

murkmen:

wide boys comin through!! make some room folks!!

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right this way

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thank you sir

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hidingoutbackstage:

iamalivenow:

multipackers:

iamalivenow:

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

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kompanie-mutter:
“ tranarchist:
“ luxtempestas:
“the second radish is 29 feet away
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this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
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kompanie-mutter:

tranarchist:

luxtempestas:

the second radish is 29 feet away

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this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

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lolt64:

ynfynytscrolltbh:

specialty38-deactivated20200930:

adonischildsupportcase:

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those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

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himborc:

maamlet:

oh youre bi? why dont you “bi” me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

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unknown-pear:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

babe wake up new dream obama quote just dropped

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