mrsquiggle:

miymintimatmazel:

Stairway to Heaven.
Left After Assad Bombing in Aleppo

Whalley, why would you reblog this? Come on man, the guy who photoshopped this totally phoned it in and didn’t even make an effort to make this look realistic. 20,000 notes? Ha!

i’d rather be tipsy, bored and quickly scanning tumblr than EVER inspect an image for more than a second

mrsquiggle:

miymintimatmazel:

Stairway to Heaven.


Left After Assad Bombing in Aleppo

Whalley, why would you reblog this? Come on man, the guy who photoshopped this totally phoned it in and didn’t even make an effort to make this look realistic. 20,000 notes? Ha!

i’d rather be tipsy, bored and quickly scanning tumblr than EVER inspect an image for more than a second

dennys:

Today we salute Harry Sperl, quite possibly the world’s grandest burger enthusiast. Keep doing you, Harry.


What do you think his life is like.

dennys:

Today we salute Harry Sperl, quite possibly the world’s grandest burger enthusiast. Keep doing you, Harry.

What do you think his life is like.

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

snack time, i better pan fry up a duck liver

snack time, i better pan fry up a duck liver

i was absolutely ruined by being born and raised in cities

i was absolutely ruined by being born and raised in cities

allanimalsbigandsmall:

The Blue Angel of the Sea, the Glaucus Atlanticus, is a small sea slug found in warm costal waters. It floats because of a gas filled chamber.

SO DO I

THAT’S HOW I FLOAT

I USE MY GAS FILLED BUTT

scientificvisuals:

Blue sea slugs in a tub. The big ones are Glaucus atlanticus. The small one is a Glaucus marginatus. Source.

THEY EXIST ONLY TO WIGGLE AND STING

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

scientificvisuals:

Blue sea slugs in a tub. The big ones are Glaucus atlanticus. The small one is a Glaucus marginatus. Source.

THEY EXIST ONLY TO WIGGLE AND STING

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

odditiesoflife:

The Tiny Danger
This creature is called Glaucus atlanticus. It is an extremely dangerous, camouflaged sea slug. It preys on venomous animals like the Portuguese Man-Of-War. The slug consumes the entire organism and stores only the most venomous nematocysts for its own use. The venom is then concentrated, which produces a more powerful venom than that of the Man-Of-War jellyfish it feeds on. Glaucus atlanticus is also a hermaphrodite, meaning they have both male and female reproductive organs… A truly unbelievable animal.

also known as my new favorite animal oh my god lookit lookit

odditiesoflife:

The Tiny Danger

This creature is called Glaucus atlanticus. It is an extremely dangerous, camouflaged sea slug. It preys on venomous animals like the Portuguese Man-Of-War. The slug consumes the entire organism and stores only the most venomous nematocysts for its own use. The venom is then concentrated, which produces a more powerful venom than that of the Man-Of-War jellyfish it feeds on. Glaucus atlanticus is also a hermaphrodite, meaning they have both male and female reproductive organs… A truly unbelievable animal.

also known as my new favorite animal oh my god lookit lookit